Spam Roundup, August 2014

There's spam, and then there's spam so oddly written it's somewhat amusing. Here's a roundup of some of the "best" comments I received this month from spambots around the world.

File under sequitur, non
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[electric pig?!]

"Lumbering along " gets more love
 The Straco Layout, Part 23 - Lumbering along, a short post about small vintage Japanese tinplate toy remains one of my most commented-on posts -- by spambots.

Not really seeing the sexiness here.

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[I'm hoping that search wasn't successful.]

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[Oh, well, if you're normal visitor, that's just fine then.]

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[Thanks. I like to think my writing taste is quite great, also.]

A Flurry of Fastidiousness
Spambots still seem to think the word "fastidious" is the way to appear more human. See if any of these fool you:

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And that's just a sampling of the over 5,000 spams this blog received this month. Until next time, I fastidiously urge you to keep your arguments real, your writing taste quite great, and stop looking for erotic arts in all the wrong places!